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Questions sent to Canada after Vancouver got the 2010 Olympics:

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles; take lots of water.

Q: Are there any ATMs in Canada? Can you send me list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton & Halifax?(UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-dais that big country to your north. Oh, forget it. Sure, the hipporacing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is north in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, whichis...Oh, forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys' Choir plays every Tuesdaynight in Calgary, just after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brainsof anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by sprayingyourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
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From:kobert
Date:September 23rd, 2005 10:28 pm (UTC)
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I just came across this community and got extremely excited. Just 'cuz, you know, Canadian-patriotism and all that. That story about the US naval ship and the lighthouse in Newfoundland cracks me up everytime I read it.

It's actually quite warm here today. I think my igloo just may melt.

...eh?

(before I forget): Will anyone be updating soon? This sounds like a fun community to watch.
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From:dracosmef
Date:March 23rd, 2006 04:17 pm (UTC)
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That's hilarious!
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